Things you wouldnt know if it wansnt for the movies..........
1. Large, loft apartments in NYC are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed.
2. One of a pair of identical twins is evil.
3.Should you decide to defuse a bomb, dont worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
4. It doesnt matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one...
canding around in a threatening manner until you have dispatcked their predecessors.
5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a world-famous expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs, heiroglyphics, or anything else, at the age of 22.
7. Hones and hard-working policemen are suslally gunned down a day or two before retirement.
8. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies using complex machinery involving fuses, deadly gasses, lasers, buzz saws, and hungru sharks, all of which
will give their captives at lease 20 minutes to escape.
9. During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at lease once.
10. All beds have special L-shaped cover that reack up to the armpis of a woman but only to the waist of the man lying beside her.
11. All grocery shoppin bags contain at least one French bread and one bunch of carrots with leafy tops.
12. Its' easy to land a place, providing there is someone in the control towe to talk you down.
13. If you are beautiful, your makeup never rubs off, even while scube-diving or fighting aliens, Howevee if you are overweight, your mascara wil run, and your lipstick will smear.
14. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking fo ryou there,
an dyou can travel to any othe rpart of the building without difficutly.
15. Your are most likely to survive any battle, in any war, unless you make the mistake of showing someone a cpiture of your sweetheart back home.
16.Should you with to pass yorself off as a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language. A german accent will do.
17. A man will show no paint while taking the most horrific beating, but wil wince when a woman tries to clean the wounds.
18. If staing in a haunted house, women must infestigate any strange noises in their most diaphanous underwear, wich is wha tthey happened to be wearing when the car broke down.
19. If someone says "I'LL be right back", they wont
20. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel from time to time.
21. All bombs are fitter which electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
22. A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty.
23. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone around you will be able to mirror all the steps you come up wiht, and hear the music in your head.
24. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure each is assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
25. When they are alone, all foregners prefer to speak Engligh to each other.